2nd century BC Pictish/Caledonian Louis CK: kids today don’t even know that we didn’t always have bronze dirks. i hear kids whining about their bronze dirks not holding an edge. [bellowing] you want to drive a fucking flint dirk into the throat of your enemy? [baby voice] oh my bronze dirk got a dent in it. it’s slightly less sharp now [bellowing] really? how would you like it when your dirk flakes into a thousand tiny flint shards upon striking the shield of your enemy? you little piece of shit? [baby voice] *random mewling noises* [bellowing again] fuck you! your parents didn’t raise you correctly. [philosophical, exasperated] everything is amazing, and nobody’s happy
i have further improved my web layout on this Tumblrsphere
also i lost a follower for begging for money from denny’s, which is good.
If you love someone, let them go to Denny’s.
fuck you denny’s. i wanted money.
denny’s give me money
That awkward moment when: people don’t realize we make hte bacon pancaeks.
denny’s please stop using outdated and shitty memes to advertise your horrible restaurant and send me money
*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon
denny’s private ask me for my paypal address, i can even set up a bitcoin wallet for you. i want as much money as you can give me