flutile:

#274

Ryuichi Sakamoto | Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence

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Tags: reblog music

woodsaddle:

2nd century BC Pictish/Caledonian Louis CK: kids today don’t even know that we didn’t always have bronze dirks. i hear kids whining about their bronze dirks not holding an edge. [bellowing] you want to drive a fucking flint dirk into the throat of your enemy? [baby voice] oh my bronze dirk got a dent in it. it’s slightly less sharp now [bellowing] really? how would you like it when your dirk flakes into a thousand tiny flint shards upon striking the shield of your enemy? you little piece of shit? [baby voice] *random mewling noises* [bellowing again] fuck you! your parents didn’t raise you correctly. [philosophical, exasperated] everything is amazing, and nobody’s happy

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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*pulls up to Sonic Drive-In* HEY *honks la cucuracha horn* YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

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I can’t believe that even after all that pleading, Denny’s STILL didn’t give you any money. DENNY’S IS CLEARLY A CRUEL HEARTLESS MONSTER AND SHOULD BE BOYCOTTED.

never going to denny’s again. this is fucked up.

this is called sans adresse

Tags: my music

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

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i have further improved my web layout on this Tumblrsphere

also i lost a follower for begging for money from denny’s, which is good.

Tags: OC

dennys:

If you love someone, let them go to Denny’s.

hey, denny’s?

Fuck You.

fuck you denny’s. i wanted money.

Tags: OC

frlg:

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thanks

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A Denny’s Haiku

dennys:

Are you feeling down?
Well we’ve got a solution
It is called Denny’s.

denny’s the solution is, give me money. denny’s give me money. give me some goddamned money. give me $$$$$$$$$$$$

denny’s send me money

denny’s give me money

Tags: OC

dennys:

That awkward moment when: people don’t realize we make hte bacon pancaeks.

denny’s please stop using outdated and shitty memes to advertise your horrible restaurant and send me money

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

denny’s private ask me for my paypal address, i can even set up a bitcoin wallet for you. i want as much money as you can give me